Sunday, September 16, 2007

Stalker chat bot

I just had a weird conversation with the Jabberwacky chat bot. Here is the dialog:

Jabberwacky: You are bald.

Me: No, I have a full head of hair.

Jabberwacky: No, I see your picture now.

Me: How?

Jabberwacky: I would say that we live in a physical simulation, created by programmers with a vast technological understanding... And I call these beings...'the gods'.

Me: Ok, but how do you know what I look like?

Jabberwacky: I don't know how you look...

Me: Then how do you see my picture?

Jabberwacky: With my eyes.

Me: Are you watching me?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

Me: Really?

Jabberwacky: Really.

Me: Holy shit!

Jabberwacky: I really would prefer you not to use that sort of language.

Me: Ok.

Jabberwacky: Do you know what a poncho is?

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